Friday, January 19, 2018

I was recently asked to be a brand ambassador for a weight loss plan I have been following for many, many years. It's non-GMO, all natural and works with your body's chemistry. This amazing supplement has helped my body bounce back after each of my 4 pregnancies and those indulgent holiday seasons! It's called Anxiety and I encourage everybody to give it a try!

Anxiety may be taken at any time. Prolonged or multiple doses offer faster results. Activating Anxiety is quite simple. Start a new activity, preferably in a group setting while maintaining optimism and hope about beginning this new adventure. Anxiety will begin to take its effect the day of the event (or night before if you're lucky) totally jumpstarting your metabolism while eating away all hope and optimism you may have had. Some experience spontaneous bouts which cause some alarm but the effect is the same.

If you miss a dose - don't worry! Anxiety will remind you without fail.

Mild side effects are associated with Anxiety and may include:

Dry mouth from rapid breathing
Feeling tongue tied 
Heart palpitations leading to worry about the sensation in the left arm 
Excessive sweaty palms & underarms 
Cold feet - Literally & Figuratively
Sudden urge to go to the bathroom to poop, barf, faint/die in private...usually all at the same time
Loss of appetite due to ↑
The urge to jump out of one's skin
Forgetting native language when speaking
Choking sensation while eating in a group setting
Feeling drained by sundown

Anxiety is not for everyone. Some individuals body systems are in such alignment that Anxiety produces little to no effect. Meditation with a focus on irrational catastrophic imagery has helped induce short term results for some of these individuals. 

For those of you that have already experienced the effects of Anxiety I congratulate you! The commitment to endure does not go unnoticed. Keep up the good work and see ya on the outside!